The Last Laugh

They laughed in my face

called me a disgrace

took my penny lot

and my guitar case.

called me a fool

yes,old friends from school

said i was inept

and would lead the city to debt.

but i know me

a me , they don’t see

that speaks four languages

and acquired three degrees

that awakened the beast and remained true

to my plan to bring my fair Britain out from the E u

Now it is i who represent

the union jack and yes i have been sent

by prime minister May

to bring back the pride and glory of the great U.K.